100 Days

Wow, here I am. Back in good old Colorado and loving every minute of it.

In an effort to spare you any mundane details about my vacation, I’ll offer only a few essential happenings:

Drank, Drank, Drank, Drank, hit on lots of girls while drunk, got rejected by lots of hot girls while drunk. Got several numbers, but nothing of particular interest. Rocked out, went to a Tigers game, ate crappy, stomach pains only once (a chicken burrito) drank, drank, drank, gained only 1.5 pounds.

So that’s where I’m at right now. Monday I clocked in at 281.5. Today 280.8 So not bad for starting the road to 240. Now, for this one, there is no time frame. I just want to get back to basics, 1,200-1,500 calories per day, working out at least four times per week.

Basically, I’d like to be ripped one day. That would mean good things. At this point, my curiosity is peaked as to what I would look like 40 pounds lighter. I have no idea. I might be one of those people who actually looks better fat (think Al Roker). Or I might be an underwear model. I guess it could go either way.

Now, I am gonna stop here for reasons I don’t feel need to be justified for you (but if you must know, my back hurts and I wanna go read.) But, since it just occurred to me that some of you might want to know how the new and improved Dan was received by his loved ones over the last week, I’ve decided to make that tomorrow’s post.

Also, sorry about the two-day delay in getting the blog started again. I hope you find it in you hearts to forgive me.