100 Days

What I ate today

Breakfast (9 a.m.)
3 chicken breasts
Calories: 300
Fat: 3 grams

Lunch (12 p.m.)
2 weight watchers dinners
Calories: 490
Fat: 7 grams

Snack (4 p.m.)
1 blueberry bagel with plain cream cheese
Calories: 400?
Fat: ??

Dinner (7 p.m.)
1 Subway club wrap
Calories: 230
Fat: 6 grams

Total Calories: 1,420
Total fat: More than 16 grams

Exercise: None. At this point I am just not exercising to piss Cameron off. No, actually Cameron can feel validated today. I totally talked myself out of it. (By the way, Cam, you ride me hard and I really appreciate it. Keep it coming). But, in place of working out, I did manage to spend two hours making photocopies of my articles for my portfolio. It’s the first step in getting a new job! I am pumped. But, since I didn’t work out today, that means I didn’t weigh in. Official weigh will come tomorrow. It should be really interesting. Am I actually under 290? Or did I gain five pounds over the weekend? Who knows.

You know, I think some people might be having a little too much fun with the comments section. But I like that. Here is one I just received:

From: “Joey Freshwater”
You mentioned that you want to lose weight to meet women and I assume sleep with them...assuming you are straight. Are you sexually active? I mean with others...not counting jerking off. My question is when you were fat and having sex I assume it was with fat chicks...will you continue nailing fat chicks and describe the biggest one you hooked (nailed)...if you did do a Fatty.

I personally still like banging fat chicks even though I've lost a few hundred pounds.

Now, this was probably sent to get laughs, but since I am always open to talking about sex, I’ll answer as best I can. It has been awhile since I had sex. The reason is a combination of high fatness and a lack of options here in Colorado. Of the girls I have had relations with, some were big, some were not big. I have never had relations with a girl under 5 foot 7, to my knowledge. Almost every girl that I’ve dated has been a non-fatty. My ex girlfriend (who reads this) was pretty hot, actually. She was hot enough that people were surprised she was with me.

As for the second part of the question: I will have relations with whoever I deem worthy of having relations with. I don’t really know how that will develop. I am probably at a time in my life when hooking up just for the sake of hooking up isn’t very fun anymore. But then, that last sentence was a gigantic fucking lie. I’ve been out of the game long enough, though, that I don’t really know what I’ll do when the opportunity for hooking up comes. It will be a combination of a lot of things. I wouldn’t mind actually having a verbal connection with a woman, rather than a physical one. And see, this losing weight thing may or may not help the physical connections, but I know it will help the verbal connections (i.e. a girl I think is attractive will be more inclined to get to know me if I am less fat.) But I don’t think my taste in women will change at all. It hasn’t yet. I just think I’ll be more confident.

That was probably too much time, space and information to devote to that question. Sorry.

So let’s look at today’s menu, shall we? I still haven’t gone shopping, so I had to buy food and eat chicken for breakfast. The Subway wraps are really good and, surprisingly, I wasn’t craving more when I finished it tonight. I had an impromptu stop for a blueberry bagel in the afternoon. I don’t know the calories in those things, but as long as it wasn’t 2,000 I’ll be ok with the day. After all, it was probably better to eat that than nothing at all.

So, other than not working out, Day 1 of the newest 26-day plan was pretty good.

By the way, there is a full mailbag entry coming sometime this week. Hopefully Wednesday. So keep a look out for that.